We're being held hostage in a bedroom by a psycho killer that we've already killed once and he's come back from the dead. It seems futile to try and escape. He wants us to entertain him. 'Do you know Pontoon? Show me how to play Pontoon!' He waves a knife as he talks. 'Is that the 21 game?' I suggest? He nods. As I deal out the cards he screams, 'No! SOLO Pontoon!'. 'Okaaay,' I say, collecting the cards then dealing out four sets of three cards in front of him, panicking slightly.