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So I'm put in charge of creating a new holiday for Finland. I'm not sure what to do but finally come up with 'National Eat Outside Day' where every Finn is encouraged to eat their evening meal outside in one of their local green spaces. I then blow the entire government budget for the project on sending everyone in the country a paper plate printed with images of Tom of Finland on it, and a spork. This, I imagine, will encourage the reluctant to get with the program and go and eat outside. I wake up before I can tell if it's a success.