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Whilst on Masterchef we served a dessert that was a strange mix of slimy orange fruit (a bit like passion-fruit) and green plant (a bit like mashed spinach). It was a surprise hit with the judges, they loved it. Where did it come from? We'd found a seaweed-like plant growing at the base of our house, it dripped the orange 'fruit'. We encouraged it after Masterchef, found that it fed on old food waste and grew without stopping. It wrapped itself around everything in a pretty pattern and spread. We harvested it by straining it through clean water and packaged it in tubs. The public loved it, we were making a fortune. Then the orange fruit dried up. The green plant mush was still good but not the same. Trimming the sides of the plant with a knife made the orange well up and then trickle out again.