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There it is, the spot I used to wild camp when I was younger. Next to that lake, near that mountain. It actually looks a bit different to how I remember it. As we get closer the elephants start to look upset. Elephants? There are quite a lot of them, god, they look furious, running our way. I walk a bit faster. Now the hippos are coming and they look murderous. I'm squashed against a stone wall which I have to climb up to avoid being squashed. They're all around me screaming. The women I was with are ignored by the animals, they yell at me, 'It's the smell!' 'What?' I shout back. 'The smell, they don't like men!' I watch herds of more angry animals appear and head our way, this doesn't look good.

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