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In a room with all my friends we look at an alien sky through a large window. Red and blue with stars and dark clouds, it's beautiful. I seem to be trying to take a photo of it using a large cigarette, I point it at the window and inhale, which presses the shutter button. I can't get it all in frame and people are laughing. Someone bangs on the front door, I've ordered chips to be delivered so put down the cigarette camera and go to answer it. It's not the chips, it's my uncle Reg, dressed in a white and orange knitted suit. He looks ridiculous. 'I'm meeting your Dad,' he tells me. I reluctantly show him into the room with all my friends and introduce him. There is sniggering.