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Blog Cock Sucking CowboysThursday, January 29, 2004I often spend large parts of my day searching the internet for signs of my presence. I like to imagine that everyone does this, and that it isn't just an egocentric preoccupation of mine. I'm finally listed as number one on google for 'Ralpharama' and also 'Ralph Capper', I also top the charts for 'Bloody Toes Ralph', for reasons that aren't entirely clear. I once typed in a dream to an internet website, foolishly, for fun and used the username 'Ralpharama', then forgot all about it, until, to my horror, it came back to haunt me in the top ten of google when I searched for 'Ralpharama'. The dream was, let's say, rather personal and I was somewhat mortified to see that the teaser text that went with the google listing gave away rather more than I'd like. I wrote to the website, and asked them to please remove the page, or change the username. No reply, until, a week or two later, that email appeared on the website too… Happily, over the last several months, the whole thing has faded away to be simply a bad dream. (I also confessed to burning a pair of shoes of someone I used to live with, out of pure spite, in the dream too. I hope she never saw it...) So, anyway, the one presence that has me even more disturbed that that is my inclusion in this lovely little list, which popped up in google recently: http://teensexlocator.com/db/cock+sucking Yup, believe it or not, my website is listed under the teensex location resource, used by sticky fingered middle-aged men all around the world. I'm just below 'Big Daddy's TGP'. How did it get there? Well it's a link to my cocktail pages, and on the front page there I say: "You won't find any Zombies or Cock-Sucking-Cowboys here - these are all quality drinks that require sipping." Yes, you spotted it - 'cock-sucking'. It's actually a cocktail I drank in Australia, really it is. The worst thing is that now, after this post, I'm certain to be linked to a whole load of other cock-sucking (cowboy) websites, after saying ‘cock’ another 8 times. Ah well, there's no such thing as bad publicity I suppose. 0 Comments: |
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